beachepisode | [ week two: mingle ]

MINGLE LOG

We're back, everybody! Fresh week, fresh house, fresh murder. It is indeed a fresh house as when people wake on Monday morning they'll see that — everything is fixed! The windows, the table, whatever property damage that was inflicted last week is all cleaned up and reset. There is no SOS on the roof anymore. None of that. Anyone who stayed up all night on Sunday will have seen the mannequins diligently cleaning and repairing the house during the course of the night, finished by dawn. Yay!

They've also opened a new room in the house. A cleaning room — there is a washing machine, dryer, and various cleaning supplies in the room. Mops and brooms and dustpans and swiffers and all sorts of things! There's even a basket for collecting dirty laundry too.

And then in the morning, they bring in a few things to note, dumping it all in the living room.

A assortment of feminine clothing — dresses, skirts, blouses, etc
Included in that pile of clothing are twenty-five sailor uniforms of various sizes
Make up! Quite a bit — enough to last the rest of the time
So many packs of underwear. You had underwear last week but like, this is better
A tablet with Candy Crush and Infinity Nikki on it. There is nothing else accessible on it. There's a sticky note on the cover that says FOR ECHINACEA
A gun with one bullet is on the coffee table
A spear is laid across the coffee table as well

That said, it doesn't seem like the food restocked. Huh...

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PROPERTY DAMAGE | PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS

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Really? Well, I guess it's been a while for me, too.

[But he seems excited, and that's all that matters surely!]

Let's see... What's one indulgent thing you can't live without?

[ Said while holding all 25 sailor uniforms in his arms: ]

Sailor uniforms.

[regret]

...You did mention something like that when I found you on the beach. Dare I ask...

...why?

Because! Sailor uniforms are like gods to me! I want to create a world where everyone can wear them, no matter their age or gender or species.

[ Why regret? It's such a pure answer! ]

[Leon is so confused, maybe Haruaki really is a sailor uniform SCP.]

Have you... always liked them so much?

Yep yep! My parents have told me I've loved them ever since I was a baby! I'm pretty sure my first word was sailor!

Anyway, truth or dare, Leon-san?

[THIS ANSWERS NOTHING!!!!! HELP]

Uh... dare.

[ Rifles through the stack of sailor uniforms in his arms until–

He brandishes one that's exactly Leon's size. ♥ ]

I dare you to wear your sailor uniform, Leon-san.

[Yup. Yup. Why did he figure that was going to be it...]

...And show off my legs to just anyone? That's too scandalous for me.

[...He is taking the uniform, though.]

Yep yep! It'll be good for the ratings!

[ The mannequin filming them is indeed coming in closer. ]

Plus, besides how handsome and adorable you'll look in it, it'll get us one step closer to my master plan~

[He just has to tell himself that the ratings are important — that they will win if they get good ratings, even if that means he has to wear this.

The mannequins don't really bother him. Honestly, not even Haruaki's enthusiasm bothers him (yet); he just sort of sighs.]

Your master plan of... sailor suit world domination?

Well, yeah. Of course.

[ of course ]

But not just that! I'm going to use this to set us all free before we have to kill anyone else!!!

[crying what is his canon

Okay, that makes him blink in confusion.]

You're going to use what to set us all free? This? [h-holding up the uniform????]

[ NODNOD ]

That's right~ If I can just see everyone in their uniforms, I'll reach my full power! Now put it on, pwease.

[ ...

You know what, this might as well happen.]

Can I at least go somewhere else to change first?

Of course! Privacy is important! I'll be right outside, though~

Of course.

[Well, excuse him as he goes to get dressed. It takes a few minutes, but he is true to his word. He will wear this sailor outfit just for the dare — and for the ratings, hopefully.

And so, Leon does not simply walk out. He bursts through (figuratively) the bathroom door with aplomb, strikes a pose with a thumbs-up, and smiles. Sparkles optional.]

How do I look?

[He looks like a brick house in this thing but hey, surely Haruaki expected that.]

Edited (he did not literally burst through the door tho that would've been funny) 2026-05-05 21:05 (UTC)

[ THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE ]

Leon-san~!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

[ Oh, if only he had his phone. OH IF ONLY HE HAD HIS PHOOOOONE he would be taking 356398649387426432784 photos to drool over later. As it stands, he can only frantically gesture for as many mannequins as possible to get footage of Leon from every angle. Although if one of them tries to go for an upskirt shot, Haruaki will kick them away. See? He's not a pervert!

Although– ]

You look amazing!!! My heart rate is getting dangerously high!!!!!! I feel like I could blow this whole house up just by seeing you like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[...What's happening, what did he unleash? Well, maybe it's fine. Maybe if Haruaki gets his excitement out now, he can not act like a total weirdo about it with others. (lmao)

Noted, though, that he is kicking away the mannequins who go for an upskirt shot — wow, very chivalrous! Not a perv!

...Wait, what?

Still in his thumbs-up pose:]

Maybe don't do that?

Ehehe, you're right, I'll wait until I see everyone else in theirs too.

[ And then he'll blow up the house. ♥ ]

Do a twirl, Leon-san!!

If you blow up the house-

[....Twirls...]

-then where will we live?

[ He KYAAAAAAAAs so loud at the twirl it's genuinely concerning that he might have an aneurysm. Afterwards, though– ]

Huh? Oh, I'd carry everyone away across the sea to safety so we won't have to be on this show anymore.

[ Duh? ]

[He's going to be hard of hearing after this, he's sure of it.]

You'd carry everyone? Just because you got excited about a sailor uniform?

[Leon has just assumed that Haruaki had been the normiest of normies, if not a little weird. So ????? HUH??]

Yep! Easily! That's how I'm going to get us all out alive~

[ It's a foolproof plan. It cannot fail. Also, he's coming up to adjust the sailor collar of Leon's blouse. ]

So wear this as long as you can, okay? It'll help charge me up!

[Leon lifts his chin when Haruaki comes in close enough to do that, scrunching his brow questioningly at him.]

If you think it'll help.

[Leon's not so proud—and just enough of a goofy guy on the inside—to not wear this for the day. But-]

But I thought people with powers and magic had them taken away...?

Edited 2026-05-05 21:44 (UTC)

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