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beachepisode2026-05-04 08:18 am
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[ week two: mingle ]
MINGLE LOG
We're back, everybody! Fresh week, fresh house, fresh murder. It is indeed a fresh house as when people wake on Monday morning they'll see that — everything is fixed! The windows, the table, whatever property damage that was inflicted last week is all cleaned up and reset. There is no SOS on the roof anymore. None of that. Anyone who stayed up all night on Sunday will have seen the mannequins diligently cleaning and repairing the house during the course of the night, finished by dawn. Yay!
They've also opened a new room in the house. A cleaning room — there is a washing machine, dryer, and various cleaning supplies in the room. Mops and brooms and dustpans and swiffers and all sorts of things! There's even a basket for collecting dirty laundry too.
And then in the morning, they bring in a few things to note, dumping it all in the living room.
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PROPERTY DAMAGE | PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS
They've also opened a new room in the house. A cleaning room — there is a washing machine, dryer, and various cleaning supplies in the room. Mops and brooms and dustpans and swiffers and all sorts of things! There's even a basket for collecting dirty laundry too.
And then in the morning, they bring in a few things to note, dumping it all in the living room.
- A assortment of feminine clothing — dresses, skirts, blouses, etc
- Included in that pile of clothing are twenty-five sailor uniforms of various sizes
- Make up! Quite a bit — enough to last the rest of the time
- So many packs of underwear. You had underwear last week but like, this is better
- A tablet with Candy Crush and Infinity Nikki on it. There is nothing else accessible on it. There's a sticky note on the cover that says FOR ECHINACEA
- A gun with one bullet is on the coffee table
- A spear is laid across the coffee table as well
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PROPERTY DAMAGE | PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS

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That's right~ If I can just see everyone in their uniforms, I'll reach my full power! Now put it on, pwease.
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You know what, this might as well happen.]
Can I at least go somewhere else to change first?
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[Well, excuse him as he goes to get dressed. It takes a few minutes, but he is true to his word. He will wear this sailor outfit just for the dare — and for the ratings, hopefully.
And so, Leon does not simply walk out. He bursts through (figuratively) the bathroom door with aplomb, strikes a pose with a thumbs-up, and smiles. Sparkles optional.]
How do I look?
[He looks like a brick house in this thing but hey, surely Haruaki expected that.]
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Leon-san~!!! ♡♡♡♡♡
[ Oh, if only he had his phone. OH IF ONLY HE HAD HIS PHOOOOONE he would be taking 356398649387426432784 photos to drool over later. As it stands, he can only frantically gesture for as many mannequins as possible to get footage of Leon from every angle. Although if one of them tries to go for an upskirt shot, Haruaki will kick them away. See? He's not a pervert!
Although– ]
You look amazing!!! My heart rate is getting dangerously high!!!!!! I feel like I could blow this whole house up just by seeing you like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Noted, though, that he is kicking away the mannequins who go for an upskirt shot — wow, very chivalrous! Not a perv!
...Wait, what?
Still in his thumbs-up pose:]
Maybe don't do that?
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[ And then he'll blow up the house. ♥ ]
Do a twirl, Leon-san!!
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[....Twirls...]
-then where will we live?
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Huh? Oh, I'd carry everyone away across the sea to safety so we won't have to be on this show anymore.
[ Duh? ]
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You'd carry everyone? Just because you got excited about a sailor uniform?
[Leon has just assumed that Haruaki had been the normiest of normies, if not a little weird. So ????? HUH??]
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[ It's a foolproof plan. It cannot fail. Also, he's coming up to adjust the sailor collar of Leon's blouse. ]
So wear this as long as you can, okay? It'll help charge me up!
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If you think it'll help.
[Leon's not so proud—and just enough of a goofy guy on the inside—to not wear this for the day. But-]
But I thought people with powers and magic had them taken away...?
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W-well, yeah, but... this isn't like that. It's just part of who I am.
[ DON'T IMPLY THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SAILOR POWERS ANYMORE HE'LL CRASH ALL THE WAY OUT ]
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[said like he has any idea about this sort of thing]
I'm just saying that I... wouldn't hold my breath.
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I guess there's only one way to find out, right? Don't take off the uniform. Please.
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