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The Host ([personal profile] murderhost) wrote in [community profile] beachepisode2026-05-04 08:18 am
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[ week two: mingle ]

MINGLE LOG
We're back, everybody! Fresh week, fresh house, fresh murder. It is indeed a fresh house as when people wake on Monday morning they'll see that — everything is fixed! The windows, the table, whatever property damage that was inflicted last week is all cleaned up and reset. There is no SOS on the roof anymore. None of that. Anyone who stayed up all night on Sunday will have seen the mannequins diligently cleaning and repairing the house during the course of the night, finished by dawn. Yay!

They've also opened a new room in the house. A cleaning room — there is a washing machine, dryer, and various cleaning supplies in the room. Mops and brooms and dustpans and swiffers and all sorts of things! There's even a basket for collecting dirty laundry too.

And then in the morning, they bring in a few things to note, dumping it all in the living room.
  • A assortment of feminine clothing — dresses, skirts, blouses, etc
  • Included in that pile of clothing are twenty-five sailor uniforms of various sizes
  • Make up! Quite a bit — enough to last the rest of the time
  • So many packs of underwear. You had underwear last week but like, this is better
  • A tablet with Candy Crush and Infinity Nikki on it. There is nothing else accessible on it. There's a sticky note on the cover that says FOR ECHINACEA
  • A gun with one bullet is on the coffee table
  • A spear is laid across the coffee table as well
That said, it doesn't seem like the food restocked. Huh...



PROPERTY DAMAGE | PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS

dresscode: dresscode - dns (lizard)

[personal profile] dresscode 2026-05-05 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE ]

Leon-san~!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

[ Oh, if only he had his phone. OH IF ONLY HE HAD HIS PHOOOOONE he would be taking 356398649387426432784 photos to drool over later. As it stands, he can only frantically gesture for as many mannequins as possible to get footage of Leon from every angle. Although if one of them tries to go for an upskirt shot, Haruaki will kick them away. See? He's not a pervert!

Although–
]

You look amazing!!! My heart rate is getting dangerously high!!!!!! I feel like I could blow this whole house up just by seeing you like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
combathatchet: (🪓 059)

[personal profile] combathatchet 2026-05-05 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[...What's happening, what did he unleash? Well, maybe it's fine. Maybe if Haruaki gets his excitement out now, he can not act like a total weirdo about it with others. (lmao)

Noted, though, that he is kicking away the mannequins who go for an upskirt shot — wow, very chivalrous! Not a perv!

...Wait, what?

Still in his thumbs-up pose:]


Maybe don't do that?
dresscode: dresscode - dns (pic#18278491)

[personal profile] dresscode 2026-05-05 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehehe, you're right, I'll wait until I see everyone else in theirs too.

[ And then he'll blow up the house. ♥ ]

Do a twirl, Leon-san!!
combathatchet: (🪓 039)

[personal profile] combathatchet 2026-05-05 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you blow up the house-

[....Twirls...]

-then where will we live?
dresscode: dresscode - dns (the book of five rings)

[personal profile] dresscode 2026-05-05 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He KYAAAAAAAAs so loud at the twirl it's genuinely concerning that he might have an aneurysm. Afterwards, though– ]

Huh? Oh, I'd carry everyone away across the sea to safety so we won't have to be on this show anymore.

[ Duh? ]
combathatchet: (🪓 074)

[personal profile] combathatchet 2026-05-05 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's going to be hard of hearing after this, he's sure of it.]

You'd carry everyone? Just because you got excited about a sailor uniform?

[Leon has just assumed that Haruaki had been the normiest of normies, if not a little weird. So ????? HUH??]
dresscode: dresscode - dns (pic#17871964)

[personal profile] dresscode 2026-05-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep! Easily! That's how I'm going to get us all out alive~

[ It's a foolproof plan. It cannot fail. Also, he's coming up to adjust the sailor collar of Leon's blouse. ]

So wear this as long as you can, okay? It'll help charge me up!
combathatchet: (🪓 056)

[personal profile] combathatchet 2026-05-05 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leon lifts his chin when Haruaki comes in close enough to do that, scrunching his brow questioningly at him.]

If you think it'll help.

[Leon's not so proud—and just enough of a goofy guy on the inside—to not wear this for the day. But-]

But I thought people with powers and magic had them taken away...?
Edited 2026-05-05 21:44 (UTC)
dresscode: dresscode - dns (pic#18275384)

[personal profile] dresscode 2026-05-05 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

W-well, yeah, but... this isn't like that. It's just part of who I am.

[ DON'T IMPLY THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SAILOR POWERS ANYMORE HE'LL CRASH ALL THE WAY OUT ]
combathatchet: (🪓 043)

[personal profile] combathatchet 2026-05-06 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't magic inherently part of a sorcerer, too?

[said like he has any idea about this sort of thing]

I'm just saying that I... wouldn't hold my breath.
dresscode: dresscode - dns (the rainbow)

[personal profile] dresscode 2026-05-06 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whoa... Leon thinks he's something as cool as a sorcerer and not just your run of the mill pervert... ]

I guess there's only one way to find out, right? Don't take off the uniform. Please.
combathatchet: (🪓 099)

[personal profile] combathatchet 2026-05-06 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't. [For a while, anyway. Because this is serious!] Promise.