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The Host ([personal profile] murderhost) wrote in [community profile] beachepisode2026-04-29 04:01 pm

[ week one: overflow ]

MINGLE LOG
The way you arrive might vary from person to person. Perhaps, you wake up on the beach, with your pet cat licking your face. Or you wake up tucked away in your bed, an item of yours nearby and a card on the bedside table reading your name and Welcome to the manor!

Either way, you end up in a modern mansion on a empty, lonely beach, with no explanation of why you're there or what's going on. In the driveway, there is a car with keys in the ignition but, unfortunately, no gas in the tank. In the living room, there is a touch screen television featuring a variety of profiles featuring you and the many other lost souls trapped in this mansion alongside with you.

There is also a camera crew. A camera crew? Really? But following the characters along are blank faced mannequins in a variety of colors, dressed in all black, operating cameras to film them. If you try and talk to the crew, they say nothing (as they have no mouth or eyes or... anything) and just continue to film them. Trying to touch them results in the mannequin falling over and going immobile, only to be replaced by a new one that appears from... somewhere? Weird.

The kitchen is fully stocked. There are spare clothes in the closets. There's even a few video game systems with games in the living room as well. There are books to read in the library. There's writing and drawing materials in the office. There's things to do. Just... why? To what end? What's going on here?

For those intrepid folks who decide to walk as far as they can away from the manor and the beach will find themselves blinking at one point and suddenly being back in the front yard of the manor. Huh. Strange.

Answers don't seem to be coming anytime soon. You might as well just... settle in?



PROPERTY DAMAGE | PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS

candy_wrapper: (20)

[personal profile] candy_wrapper 2026-04-29 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ramuda raises his hand]

Why? Is there a prize at the end?

[You're asking for a lot, robot dude]
Edited 2026-04-29 22:10 (UTC)
fbwhy: (015)

[personal profile] fbwhy 2026-04-29 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What the fuck. What the fuck. ]

I didn't sign a contract. Why would anyone sign a contract like that??
asimilate: (kalim57)

[personal profile] asimilate 2026-04-29 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hi hello

.............

Actually can you leave again (no). It takes him a minute to rally, but he does, determined!!! It'll be fine, he has a brilliant suggestion]


Okay, so... what if instead, we don't do that?
pharmahoudini: (030)

[personal profile] pharmahoudini 2026-04-29 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)





... Bit old-fashioned, isn't it?
missdemeanor: (pic#18440783)

[personal profile] missdemeanor 2026-04-29 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i'm sorry but desscaras is not going to ask anything, she's just going to try and run up to PB to punch him in the face

the face that she is committing to memory so she can draw so many shitposts and doujinshis where she kicks his ass later as stress relief!!!!!!!! ]
fbwhy: (039)

[personal profile] fbwhy 2026-04-29 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why don't I remember it? Let me see it.

[ Forgery?? ]
akademise: (25; angst; surprise)

[personal profile] akademise 2026-04-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ More has figured out what TV is by now, presumably, but that still leaves a vast majority of the other words and concepts in here as a blank. The gist, however, is clear enough. ]

Surely this is a hoax? You would go through the effort to have us brought here just to waste your efforts by culling our numbers this way?
candy_wrapper: (16)

[personal profile] candy_wrapper 2026-04-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a lousy prize.
asimilate: (kalim29)

[personal profile] asimilate 2026-04-29 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

[Even he's a little surprised at how easy that was

Well!!!]


Hey guys, he says we don't have to do anything bad!

[What about the "stay here" part Kalim]
crashout: (I Never Told You What I Do For A Living)

[personal profile] crashout 2026-04-29 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT YOU'D DO.

he just takes another sip of whatever drink he has and stares PB down. ]


Uh huh. So, where's our copy of the contracts we signed?
dissimulative: (pic#15273308)

[personal profile] dissimulative 2026-04-29 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ also stares at junpei ]
hyompora: (036)

[personal profile] hyompora 2026-04-29 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[haha. what.]

No way, no way, no way! This is a seriously unfunny joke!
costars: (pic#18440696)

[personal profile] costars 2026-04-29 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he shrieks and goes to hide behind the nearest body ]
candy_wrapper: (28)

[personal profile] candy_wrapper 2026-04-29 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
So if you really really really get into the nitty-gritty-bitty details, you're holding us hostage so we go mad and kill each other just so anyone who is left alive returns home. Wow.

[When summarized like that it sures like even worse of a deal. Even surviving meant a pyrrhic victory because then he'd be back where he came from and that just sucks. Welp, his life really is getting worse every day, he thinks]
fbwhy: (007)

[personal profile] fbwhy 2026-04-29 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-you come on!

[ Savage. ]

Why should I believe you??

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